Are these the worst dad jokes ever?
We’re celebrating Father’s Day by tipping our hats to dads and their awful jokes.
The list has been announced by funsters at the credit card company MBNA. Below are the top 10 best / worst dad jokes based on MBNA’s unique comedy formula, worked out by their ‘boffins.’ Prepare to cringe:
1.Child: I’m hungry Dad: Nice to meet you Hungry, I’m Dad.
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Hide Ad2.Child: I feel like an ice cream Dad: You don’t look like one!
3.Child: Dad, make me a sandwich! Dad: (waves hands) Abracadabra, you’re a sandwich!
4.Child: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut.
5.Child: What’s the time? Dad: (looks at wrist) Time you got a watch
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Hide Ad6.Dad: How old are you now, eight? Child: No, higher! Dad: (puts on high pitched voice) Eight!
7.Child: Dad, do you know what? Dad: No, but I know his brother, Who.
8.Child: What was the movie about? Dad: About an hour and a half.
9.Child: Are you alright? Dad: No, I’m half left
10.Child: Have you seen my phone? Dad: Yes, loads of times.
What do you think? Have you got a dad joke to share?